Post by USJP on Sept 19, 2007 2:59:25 GMT -5
Name:
"The Lord of the Trailer Park"
"The King of the Garbage Match"
"The Master of the Mullet"
"The Czar of NASCAR"
"The ORIGINAL White Trash Warrior" Bernie Cox
Real Name: Richard Cockburn Jr.
Hometown: Tunkhannock, Pennsylvania
Height: 5'10 Weight: 21lbs
Hair: Brown Eyes: Bloodshot
Alignment: Face
Wrestling Style: Hardcore Brawler
Theme Music: "Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen
Ring Attire:
When competing in the squared circle, Cox normally wears a pair
of stone washed cutoff shorts, thick black kneepads, and a
sleeveless T-shirt of some sort. Sometimes it's to commemorate a
classic rock band, sometimes it's a NASCAR T-shirt, and yet other
times it's one of those cool T-shirts that one would purchase
at Hot Topic. His boots are not regulation wrestling boots,
instead opting to lace up a pair of steel toed combat boots.
Favorite Moves:
1. Punch
2. Kick
3. Headbutt
4. Chop
5. Lariat
6. Back Elbow in Corner
7. Eye Gouge
8. Body Slam
9. Vertical Suplex
10. Spinebuster
11. Running Knee Drop
12. Legdrop
13. Second Rope Splash (Vader Style)
14. Double Stomp
15. Spinning Toe Hold
16. DDT
17. Kick to the Groin
18. Sidewalk Slam
19. Tree of Woe / Running Knee Strike
20. Sleeper
Trademark Moves:
1. The Tunkhannock Two-Step - (aka The Garvin Stomp~!) Never in
this history of professional wrestling has there been a more
inane or pointless maneuver .. and thanks to Bernie Cox, it's
time to bring it back to the mainstream!
2. Somersault Bodyblock To The Floor - With the opponent down on
the outside, Cox mounts the ring apron and gets a running start.
As the opponent gets to their feet, Cox vaults off the apron and
flips forward driving his back into the opponents chest and
sending them to the concrete once more.
3. Moonsault - But no kids, this isn't just any ordinary
moonsault. This is without a question the ugliest damn moonsault,
since Terry Funk decided his decrepit old ass could sail
backwards through the air. Very little height, more of a twisting
back body press, and rarely catching the opponent flush .. If
you ever want to escape the match without injury, it's best to
steer clear of his flailing body.
Finishing Move:
The Deep Fried and Double Wide Driver Of Doom - Placing his
opponent on the top rope facing inward, Bernie Cox mounts the
second rope and locks a head scissors on his opponent. Then
using the tights, Cox executes a "pulling" piledriver off of the
second strand - total impact right on the top of the noggin.
Weapon of Choice:
Kendo Stick (Sometimes covered in thumbtacks, broken glass,
barbed wire, and on extremely special occasions - nails.)
"The Lord of the Trailer Park"
"The King of the Garbage Match"
"The Master of the Mullet"
"The Czar of NASCAR"
"The ORIGINAL White Trash Warrior" Bernie Cox
Real Name: Richard Cockburn Jr.
Hometown: Tunkhannock, Pennsylvania
Height: 5'10 Weight: 21lbs
Hair: Brown Eyes: Bloodshot
Alignment: Face
Wrestling Style: Hardcore Brawler
Theme Music: "Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen
Ring Attire:
When competing in the squared circle, Cox normally wears a pair
of stone washed cutoff shorts, thick black kneepads, and a
sleeveless T-shirt of some sort. Sometimes it's to commemorate a
classic rock band, sometimes it's a NASCAR T-shirt, and yet other
times it's one of those cool T-shirts that one would purchase
at Hot Topic. His boots are not regulation wrestling boots,
instead opting to lace up a pair of steel toed combat boots.
Favorite Moves:
1. Punch
2. Kick
3. Headbutt
4. Chop
5. Lariat
6. Back Elbow in Corner
7. Eye Gouge
8. Body Slam
9. Vertical Suplex
10. Spinebuster
11. Running Knee Drop
12. Legdrop
13. Second Rope Splash (Vader Style)
14. Double Stomp
15. Spinning Toe Hold
16. DDT
17. Kick to the Groin
18. Sidewalk Slam
19. Tree of Woe / Running Knee Strike
20. Sleeper
Trademark Moves:
1. The Tunkhannock Two-Step - (aka The Garvin Stomp~!) Never in
this history of professional wrestling has there been a more
inane or pointless maneuver .. and thanks to Bernie Cox, it's
time to bring it back to the mainstream!
2. Somersault Bodyblock To The Floor - With the opponent down on
the outside, Cox mounts the ring apron and gets a running start.
As the opponent gets to their feet, Cox vaults off the apron and
flips forward driving his back into the opponents chest and
sending them to the concrete once more.
3. Moonsault - But no kids, this isn't just any ordinary
moonsault. This is without a question the ugliest damn moonsault,
since Terry Funk decided his decrepit old ass could sail
backwards through the air. Very little height, more of a twisting
back body press, and rarely catching the opponent flush .. If
you ever want to escape the match without injury, it's best to
steer clear of his flailing body.
Finishing Move:
The Deep Fried and Double Wide Driver Of Doom - Placing his
opponent on the top rope facing inward, Bernie Cox mounts the
second rope and locks a head scissors on his opponent. Then
using the tights, Cox executes a "pulling" piledriver off of the
second strand - total impact right on the top of the noggin.
Weapon of Choice:
Kendo Stick (Sometimes covered in thumbtacks, broken glass,
barbed wire, and on extremely special occasions - nails.)